“Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.” - Henry Van Dyke
The osprey has a lifespan of 20-25 years and will reach 2.5 to 4 lbs as an adult. They are also unique in that they allow smaller songbirds to nest under them to help alert of danger.
Humor of the day - Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.